Vol. CXXXIII · No. 47 Price: One Half-Cog

The Cog & Coin Gazette

“All the news that's fit to mint.” — Dispatches on industry, markets & guild affairs since 1893

EXCHANGE — BRASS ▲ 2.4 · COG ▼ 0.7 · AETHER ▲ 11.2 · TIN ▲ 0.3 · GEARWRIGHT BONDS ▼ 1.1 · STEAM (SPOT) ▲ 4.6 — QUOTATIONS DELAYED BY ONE FORTNIGHT

Brass Futures Rally as Foundry District Relights Its Third Furnace

Traders on the Exchange floor greeted the first plume from Chimney No. 3 with hats aloft; skeptics note the boilers have not yet passed inspection.

The Foundry District's long-cold third furnace was relit at dawn on Tuesday before a crowd of gearwrights, bondholders, and at least one unimpressed municipal inspector. Within the hour, brass futures had climbed to their highest mark since the Great Flywheel Correction, and the Exchange's brass bell — itself overdue for re-casting — rang long past the customary three strikes.

Proprietors of the works credit the recovery to a redesigned governor assembly, said to hold pressure steady "through storm, strike, and shareholder meeting alike." The Inspectorate, for its part, has scheduled a full boiler examination for the end of the month and urged the public to temper enthusiasm until the rivets have been counted.

Down on the trading floor, opinion split along familiar lines. "You can't argue with a lit furnace," said one broker, waving a fistful of warrants. A colleague, older and sootier, disagreed: "You can argue with anything, provided the margin call hasn't come due."

The Gazette's own actuary, consulted over lunch, would commit only to this: that steam rises, that markets follow, and that both eventually condense.

Aetheric Telegraph Exchange Posts a Record Quarter

Message volumes doubled following the introduction of the abbreviated greeting. Shareholders were informed by telegram, briefly.

Penny-Farthing Manufactory to Issue Half-Penny Shares

The offering is described as "proportionate." Analysts at the coffee house remain divided over which wheel the dividend represents.

Opinion: The Coin-Operated Press and the Future of Honest News

Our editor argues that a newspaper, like a good escapement, should resist pressure while keeping time. Letters may be addressed to the usual pigeon.